Schrödinger’s Project (noun)

/ˈʃrɜːdɪŋərz ˈprɒdʒɛkt/

Definition

A strategic initiative that is simultaneously completed and not completed, depending entirely on who’s asking and what slide deck it appears in. Typically exists in a superposition of “ready for launch”, “blocked by dependencies”, and “pivoting to align with business priorities.”

Common Manifestations

  • Reported as done in the roadmap but still in QA in Jira
  • Described as “in the wild” by Marketing and “in staging” by Engineering
  • Subject to rebranding as a “Phase 0 pilot” when deadlines die.
  • Invoked in leadership meetings to prove “momentum”

Usage Example

“As of this morning, Schrödinger’s Project is both live and awaiting sign-off. Please update the status accordingly.”

HR Guidance

Do not open the box. Observing Schrödinger’s Project forces it into one of two states: success (for the slide deck) or failure (for the post-mortem). Maintain plausible amibiguity until next quarterly review.