/ˈmænɪdʒɪərɪəl ˈælkəmi/
Definition
The mystical corporate art of transmuting confusion into “alignment” using only slide decks, vague metaphors, and a confident tone. Practitioners believe that by saying “strategy” often enough, PowerPoint will become reality
Common Manifestations
- Meetings opened with “Let’s zoom out” and closed with “We’ll circle back.”
- OKRs materializing without measurable outcomes.
- Replacing the word problem with opportunity to create the illusion of progress.
- Workshops where sticky notes outnumber participants.
Usage Example
“We didn’t solve anything, but after two days of Managerial Alchemy, morale is up 12%.”
HR Guidance
Managerial Alchemy should be practiced in moderation. Overuse can lead to strategic hallucinations and mission drift. Remind leaders that “alignment” isn’t a deliverable.