Process Necrosis (noun)

/ˈprəʊ.ses nɛˈkrəʊ.sɪs/

Definition

The gradual decay of once-useful procedures into lifeless bureaucracy. Occurs when processes outlive their creators and feed on the living energy of new employees.

Common Manifestations:

  • Approval chains requiring signatures from people who no longer work there.
  • Documentation referring to tools retired years ago.
  • Meetings held “because that’s how we’ve always done it.”
  • Process owners who speak exclusively in acronyms.

Usage Example

“We can’t change it—it’s part of the Process Necrosis ecosystem now.”

HR Guidance

Treat Process Necrosis as a heritage site.
Modernize only after the annual audit or a full system collapse, whichever comes first.