Slacklash (noun)

/ˈslækˌlæʃ/

Definition

The psychological recoil that occurs upon opening Slack (or any corporate chat tool) and discovering an avalanche of unread messages, @mentions, and reaction emojis—none of which actually resolve the issue at hand. Typically followed by silent screaming and a performative :eye emoji.

Common Manifestations

  • 142 unread threads, all titled “quick question.”
  • 17 overlapping “urgent” DMs, each ending with “no rush though.”
  • A channel created for “focus” discussions that now hosts memes, lunch pics, and existential breakdowns.
  • Colleagues starting sentences with “Per my last Slack…”
  • Team culture shifting from asynchronous communication to constant surveillance.

Usage Example

“I opened Slack after lunch and instantly suffered a full-blown Slacklash.”

HR Guidance

Slacklash is a recognized occupational hazard in high-communication environments. To reduce incidents, encourage employees to mute channels, schedule deep-work hours, and remember that ‘status: active’ doesn’t mean ‘emotionally available.’